The Assembly of The

Church of the Universe

 

Frequently Asked Questions

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The Assembly of the Church of the Universe is open to all of God's Creatures who believe God is God.

The Assembly of the Church of the Universe is a modern expression of a Religious Culture "Cult" more commonly known as the "Agriculture" which has existed since the very beginning of time. God put us in the midst of The Garden of Eden and instructed us "to dress it and to keep it" for them.  Genesis, Chapter 2 Verse 15. God, our Father, God our Mother.

Be well and prosper.
In peace, bless you, bless you.
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Acknowledgement of Authorities:

  • Historical Authority on Cultural beginnings on Religion and the Tree of Life taken from the book "Sex, Drugs, Violence and the Bible: " By: Reverend Dr. Chris Bennett and Neil McQueen

    1. Reference Article: Cannabis Culture Magazine

    2. Chris Bennett Forbidden Fruit Publishing 
      "A collection of writings and video"

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Beliefs and Worship!

Why we cover our heads in Courts
Related Story Counsel to the Damned

The Assembly recognizes the mandate of its members to cover their heads and wear sacred head gear such as a Canaban or Canadan or Yarmulke, as required by their religious beliefs, and especially in any association with government agencies and/or the government itself. 

Instances are, in court, for drivers licenses, any other official government picture, any picture identification of any kind and in  other cases that might arise.

 

The Golden Rules evolved during the formative years at
Clearwater Abbey as follows:

.1. Do not hurt yourself. 
.2. Do not hurt anyone else..

We believe that as long as we obey God’s Golden Rules
we should be free to practice our religion and worship God. 

God’s Tree of Life is Sacred...

 

Official Church Holidays

The Church of the Universe recognizes the following holy days of worship:

 

Summer Solstice: Approximately June 21.

 

Cannabis Day: Annually on  July 1st,  the commencement of  the annual Church Holidays which are held and may be observed  in whole or in part during the entire month of July according to individual choice. (Similar to Christian Christmas and/or Jewish hanukkah holidays etc.).

 

Winter Solstice: Approximately on December 22nd.

 

Birthdays: Happy Birthday to You! Have a good day!

 

Any time: God asks be set aside for worship. 4:20 etc. - Religion and Worship is a personal experience and a fundamental right.

 

Membership Information

 

Membership is free and is open to all of God's Creatures who believe God is God. 

The only pre-requisite to becoming a member is a belief in God and adherence to the 
Word of God and to the Golden Rules

Membership Application and Information
 

Mission, Missionary, Ministerial

And Ordination Information

The church recognizes the declaration that a Member or Missionary has answered God's calling without cost from the time of answering their calling as did Jesus and the Apostles. 

Mission, Missionary, Ordination Application and Information
All Donations  are blessed karma 
Thank you God for giving!

 

 

Sacraments and Terminologies

·       God is God

·       Goddess Cunti

·       Hand fasting

·       Terms of Endearment for God's Tree of Life

·       Sacramental - Tree of Life

·       The Fire Baptism and the Lost Sacraments

·       F.U.C.K.

 

God is God 

When asked, God told Moses that, His/Her memorial name to all generations forever is I AM 
"I AM WHO I AM" Exodus, Chapter 3 

Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness". Genesis 1.26 

 

Goddess Cunti

Sex, Drugs, Violence and the Bible, Excerpt p. 155

By Chris Bennett and Neil McQueen

http://www.forbiddenfruitpublishing.com/home.html

 

These ancient fertility cults remain as foreign and steeped in mystery to us, as they did to the early Yahwehist who condemned their practice. “Because we have been taught to think of sex as sinful, dirty, titillating or even prurient, the possibility that sex could be sacred, may seem shocking. Even stranger in a world where female genitals are sometimes described as ‘cunts’ (one of the most obscene swear words in the English language), is the idea that women’s bodies—and particularly women’s vagina’s—could be sacred” (Eisler 1995. IN light of the derogatory connotations to the word “cunt” referred to in Riane Eisler’s comments, it is interesting to note that the Canaanite priestesses were known by the name khnt, being the most likely source from where we get the modern day swear-word for the female genitalia, the “cunt332.

 

332The term cunt is not at all a slang word, but a true language word of the oldest stock. Mythologist Barbara Walker traces the word back to a derivative of the Oriental Great Goddess … Cunti, … the Yoni of the Universe.” (Walker 1983). The similarity in names for the sacred organ, indicate the common roots of language, Greek “Kunthus”, Sanskrit “Kunti”: Latin “Cunnus”. (Camphausen 1991).

 

Hand fasting

A probationary marriage, for a set period (often a year in length, but it varies) during which two people agree to live together as a married couple. I prefer to perform the ceremony by  having the couple join hands; I then loosely encircle the couple's joined hands with a short length of hemp rope.  Afterward, the couple shares the holy tree. 

Of course, like any ceremony, the hand fasting should be performed with the needs and traditions of the individuals who are involved in mind. What is effective for them should be a prime consideration. 

Reverend Brother Daniel Loehndorf Moody Bay Mission

 

.Terms of Endearment for Gods Tree of Life.

 

 

1.   God’s
     Tree of Life

Biblical - Moses  “The Burning Bush” that would not burn.

Reference: "Jesus used marijuana", Cannabis Culture Magazine

2.  Frankincense

Jeremiah 6:20 Hashish

3.  Sweet Cane

Jeremiah, 6:20
Rev. Chris Bennett & Neil McQueen

4.   Marijuana

Mexican 

5.   Hemp

British 

6.   Chanvre

French, Canadian

7.   Weed, Pot

American

8.   Grass

Canadian Prairies

9.   Dope

Medicinal Term. For use in surgery "Anesthesia" 

10. Mary Jane

The Great Lady, "Mamma Indica"

11.   Cannabis

Latin, an Italian word, Legal term used to convict.

12.   Ganja

 

Jamaican, Ja

13. Canvas

Dutch, Tents, Parachutes, Sails cloth etc. Brother Kees

14. Buddha

A common reference for the Tree of Life around the NYC area. Peace, Paul

15. Boo

 

Used by blacks throughout the southern US.

16. SO-MA

      RATSA

 

Tibetan 

17. TSE-MA

 

Chinese

18. SHAH DINEH

Farsi. the language spoken in Afghanistan and the Kyber Pass.

19. Shah Dineh

 

Iranian for King Seed or king of seeds.

20. Charas

 

East  Indian word for HASHISH

21. Vaunce

Often used in the Louisiana bayous. Laurence Cherniak

22. CHUFF

 

 As in chuff a fat gaff. Andrew McAleese

23. Holy Medicine

      of Life

 

Marijuana is Medicine.

Leslie Schentag

24. Mota

I believe it means, "smoke" in Spanish (Mexican). Jessica Laforme

25. Bud

I learned it as bud and always call it bud I don't know if this is a Southeastern US thing or the whole US. Peace. Stephen

26. Love

The entire reason that God, the All of Everything created us and the many trees and seeds of life. Oregonian saying from Planet Bubbles. Planet Janet Tarver

 

27. Mota

 

Mexican slang term for the beautiful tree of life. j.g. - ghon--jah

28. Scooby Snax

 

Scoob for short. re hee hee hee .... J Soderlund

29. Pakalolo

 

Hawaiian word for Marijuana … Hemp Chex

30. doob, spliff
      fatty, hooter

Are all used to describe a fat joint And

 

"blunt" is a shorter than usual type of cigar often used to roll marijuana, and is also a word used to describe cigar papers of any size containing marijuana rather than tobacco.

 

"chronic, and skunk" even though they are both specific marijuanna breeds, are also terms used to describe particular, broad, types of marijuanna.  these words usually represent a bud with a thick sticky resinous coating all over it, it is described as producing a down to earth overwhelming high.

 

"pine weed" is another word used to describe another type of weed which is said to produce a more airy light feeling when you get high.  it's said to be the thinkers bud. 

 

"creeper" is weed you smoke and doesn't kick in for about 15-30 minutes depending on the individual.

 

"fire weed" is the last term i can think of it is used to describe marijuana that is literally covered in red hairs and causes much coughing and slight burning sensations.  it is grown in arid acidic environments with lots of sunlight.

 

Drew a.k.a. “King Kong”

 

31. Ozmonium

      Krypto

 

These are terms used in the Metro Detroit area for Marijuana (circa 1980)

“The Hoochie that got Belushi” Robin Goodfellow        

 

 

32. Kaneh (or qaneh)

Sacrament, Reverend Brother Wayne Phillips  - Realm2